Och aye tha noo and welcome to my fantastic suite, where the fan-dabby-dozzy Christopher and Jonathan have tried their best to bring my home land to the Elm Tree. A marvellous big bed, with Great Aunt Margaret Stag’s furniture around me makes me feel like I have stepped back onto the moors. I hanker down on the night under 400 thread count sheets, looking at my beloved tartan behind my own Freeview tele and DVD player. I can also catch up on the Scottish weather through the internet in the room!
I do like a morning brew so a nice strong tea or coffee from my Tassimo machine sets me right up for the day ahead. Although I am trying to watch my weight I can-nee refuse the lovely homemade cookies!
It’s always rutting season around these neck of the woods so a stag much try to keep himself looking his best. I use some right posh toiletries as they not only make me look good they make me smell great too! I sit my hooves up in my slipper bath, right in front of the fire like I used to do when out on the moor – luxurious perfection. If I am in a bit of a rush then there is nay problem as I have me own shower too – these boys have thought of everything. Now I don’t mind hot hoofing it out for the night but it will cost ye!